Is there such a thing as a wood fetish? I searched online, but couldn’t find anything. I was curious because I think I may just have developed one. It’s Hans’ fault. Or maybe Marianne’s fault, since I first saw the Hardwood Dildo on her blog.

I mean, what’s not to love about a wooden dildo? From the reviews I read, it is smooth as silk and hard as glass. It’s organic, it’s beautiful, it’s exotic. And each Hardwood Dildo is a unique, hand-crafted piece, sanded super-fine and with five coats of  Salad Bowl Finish, a food-quality varnish. The finish seals the wood, making it safe and waterproof. You can simply wipe your dildo clean once you’re done playing.

And there’s more! Hans has our planet to heart: he makes his dildos out of scraps of woods from other, larger projects, or from wood given to him by friends or salvaged from lumberyards. He does not buy wood, so as to minimize his impact on natural resources. We love that!

The sexy and talented blogger Marianne loves them, too. She was so kind as to post a review (and sizzling pictures) of her new friend, whom she calls Woody. It’s this review that got me all hot for wood. She says:

Woody is so incredibly smooth and sleek to the touch. Sliding him inside me for the first time, I gasped. There is no friction, just this wonderful, gentle solid pressure…  he’s hard, so fucking hard. Hardwood has no give. This contrast of smooth and rigid, but without the cold of steel or glass, provides a warm, sensual experience.

Hans’ unique Hardwood Dildos range from $49 to $139. Check them out here!